The Black Hats

“Get out of my store. Now.”
“We are only here to…”
“I know why you’re here. Your buddies came in last week… tried to force me to…” The shop owner was livid.
“We force nothing on anyone.”
He wouldn’t let them muscle him. Not these guys. “Then get out.”
“Might I suggest…”
“Get out! Now!”
The three black clad men headed towards the door. “We think you should reconsider. This is your last warning.”
“Get out or I’ll call the cops. This is your last warning.”
The three men left.
Two minutes later, a flaming garbage can flew in through the window.


And so begins the 50+ page (double spaced) epic that I wrote in a day of doing nothing at my dead end job, probably around four years ago or so. This is a lot longer than the last story I posted, but rereading it recently, I really think it holds up. It's a lot of fun (I hope), and touches on some serious issues that I feel pretty strongly about. But if serious issues aren't your thing, the story features nerds and men in silly hats beating the holy hell out of each other. And if that doesn't sell it to you, then there is something seriously wrong with ya.

Just download the PDF from the box below and please, please, please leave a comment. Even to say that you dropped by the site and couldn't stomach the first page. Although if there's something you want to say about the story (or the last one for that matter), it'd be greatly appreciated.



Enjoy!
- Shawn